Monday, December 29, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Love (and sincere apologies),
Monday, December 15, 2008
Sunday, December 14, 2008
I would wear the scarf. And the bag. And maybe the shoes, too.
Friday, December 12, 2008
Here are the porn titles, as promised:
1. Glad-He-Ate-Her (Gladiator)
2. The Condom of Solace
3. Moulin Splooge (Moulin Rouge)
4. Good Will Humping (Good Will Hunting)
5. The Cunt for Red October (The Hunt for Red October)
6. Shaved New World (Brave New World)
7. Sesame Skeet (Sesame Street)
8. Cherry Poppins (Mary Poppins)
9. Ben (in) Her
1. Indiana Bones: Some Ho
2. Snatch-22 (Catch-22)
3. The Great Twatsby (The Great Gatsby)
4. The Gropes of Wrath (The Grapes of Wrath)
5. Twat-er House Five (Slaughter House Five)
6. The Jizzard of Oz (Especially apologetically)
7. Star Whores (Star Wars)
8. High Poon (High Noon)
9. King Schlong (King Kong)
10. A Streetcar Named Fuck Me (...)
11. Booty and the Beast (Beauty and the Beast)
12. The Little Spermaid
Feel free to stick your submissions in our inbox, it's always open for business.
P.S. We apologize again for this post, profusely
Thursday, December 11, 2008
These past few days have been rain boots all day every where I go. I have to say though, I am not a fan of the short red ones in the middle, or short any kind of rain boot; it reminds me too much like the ladybug ones I wore when I was six. Which were cute, on a six year old. That said, I do really like the other red ones in the center left, because they're tall. And the blue ones on the end. More for the color than the style though. Overall, I'm honestly ambivalent where rain boots are concerned; it's a toss-up between practicality and ugly, and in this weather it's hard to say. Thoughts?
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
The slow days here at The Burlap Smack involve a variety of noble pursuits, like sitting on the window sill and looking into other people's apartments (which are much nicer than here) consuming mass amounts of coffee (and leaving almost none for the other roommates), napping, and watering the cactus, which is not, unfortunately, a euphemism for anything.
But on the euphemism note, by far the noblest pursuit that has been..well, pursued this afternoon was inspired by Snuff and involves turning classic(ish) works of literature and film into elegantly trashy porn titles, to maybe be posted here at a later date, when the list is complete.
Witness the sheer genius of a college education.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to extend a warm welcome to our humble abode here at The Burlap Smack, bringing you the best, and not-as-best-but-still-quite-good fashion here at NYU, as well as some odds and ends that wander in here and there. We invite you to consider, critique and contemplate. And, of course, tell your friends.
Lots of love,